GZG ECC XII - Quote Board 2009

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Friday Evening
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Unknown: "Jerry fought the Quote Board...and lost"
Jerry: "That’s not fair!"

Keith Frye: "Since you’ve already played ‘Striker II’, you’ll understand better..."
Megan H: "Yes, I’ll start the game ANGRY!"

Indy (while rolling initiative) : "Okay, beat a 5!"
Ken Wang: "6!!"

Aaron Newman (as Indy’s & Jerry Han’s fleets interpose) : "Is that some sort of docking maneuver?"

Stuart Murray: "It’s REALLY sticky there!"

Stuart: "Tom...you’ve been reactivated for a purpose...KILL!"
 
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Saturday Morning/Afternoon/Evening:
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Noam: "Door prize donuts! EXCELLENT!!"

Benj Izenberg: "I’m too young to die!"
Keith Frye: "Target the boy."

Jerry Han: "Man, just chipping away at that truck."
Noam: "No, chunking away at that truck"

Ron: "Wait a second...if I can see your flamethrower, your flamethrower can see me!"

The car wars table group: "Ohh! Oohh!! OOHHHH!!! WOOH!!! <applause>"

Later, same table: "OOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
Jon Davis (GM of table) : "YEAH!! RRR!"

Megan Haithcock: "What? You’re going to be a jerk? {Ken Wang rolls and misses} BUT NUTHIN’!"

Megan Haithcock (with a camera) : "Gimme a ‘banzai’, guys!"
Jerry Han: "Banzai!"
Ken Wang: "Banzai!"

Indy (after noticing only a few people left at the car wars table) : "The population seems to have...dwindled."
Jon D : Of course. We’ve got rid of all The Jerks’

Ken Wang: "When a gas tank explodes, is there collateral damage?"
Jon Davis: "Of course! Do you have to ask the question?"

Ken: "We would never drive our cars this way, these are rental cars."

Carl S: "If I get a +1 to a six..."
Noam: "That would be a seven."
 
Unknown: "I’ll take another shot at the wedding party!"

Stuart M: "Jon? We told you we could cheer?"
Jon D nods
Stuart and Greg D: "Yay."

Aaron Newman (after watching Tom fail a mind control roll on a female opponent) : "The mind of a woman remains a mystery."

Steve Barosi (one sentient entity’s trash...) "There are some bodies on the ground now, that’s nice."

Stuart Murray: "I like playing for fun. I don’t necessarily want to see his orders."
Jon Davis: "_I_ want to see his orders!"

Kevin Chase (after his ship was vaporized) : "We are an artfully burning wreck."

Stuart Murray: "I’m going to fire on a target I haven’t fired on in a lonnng time."
Indy: "That would be me."
Stuart: (smiles and rolls...)

Later, Stuart Murray: "I’m going to shoot at Indy...(measures angle)...damn! I can’t!"
Greg Davis: "But I can..."

Greg D’s cruiser is shot down just as his hyperdrive activates
Kevin Chase: "Pieces of you are going to come out the other end."
Greg: "I’m a flak grenade through time and space."

Noam (looking at the SSD of a rather fragile ship) : "Man, a p-torp would eviscerate that thing...that’s my favorite new word this weekend, ‘eviscerate’."

Derek Rogillio: "It’s [the quote board\] is a little light. I haven’t been involved in a game yet this weekend that wasn’t really intense. Which is good, but the Quote Board suffers."

Martin C: "...so you fail there--"
Mike H: "Oh, come on! How much more can I do??"

Carl: "5 of your fighters are destroyed but you only lose 4"
Scott: "So 4 fighters are gone"
Carl: "No, 5 are destroyed but you only lose 4"
Scott: "Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!"

Lisa Johnson: "Vince, I’m going upstairs..."
Vince: "Okay, hon.
Carl: "Mind if I come along?"
Vince: "No, we don’t want you to come along. We are not into beastiality yet, Carl."

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Sunday Morning:
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Kevin: "I’ll take the Feds. We have snazzy paint jobs and names you can say without spitting"

Indy (to Noam) : "Okay, talk to me..."
Ben: "Hiiiiiii...."

Indy (to Noam playing with a new toy) "What is that, an electronic die?"
Noam (as the LED die shows a ‘1’ pip) "That’s you rolling a p-torp"

Erik Kochte: "I’m not unimportant. I’m insignificant. There’s a BIG difference."

Mike H (in reference to facing plasma bolts) "The  shakes I have are not from caffeine."

Damo: "There’s no point in rolling. You fail."

Aaron Newman: "And if the ships collide it will be adjudicated in a manner which amuses me"

Indy: "I’m gonna fire my salvo missiles at his dreadnought"
Mike H: "Which one? We have a LOT of big dreadnoughts"

Scott B: "We’ll pause while the French figure out which ship they’re on."

Aaron Newman: "This shark rolls a d12, but only a d6 on the dock." Crowd: "On the
DOCK?!?!?"