Friday Night - ECC XVIII

Last Train to Clarksville
Chips (Tom McCarthy) in a fist fight
"That's my cousin Homer.  I've always wanted to hit a homer."

SMITE
Mike H: "When Indy stands next to you, your die rolls are crappy."
Tomb:   "What?!?  Get away!  The taint!  Get away!"

Steve Barosi (After failing to damage Mike H ships)
"Indy, I'll pay you $10 to go stand next to Mike for the rest of the game."

Steve Barosi:  "I'm firing a D4 at you."
Mike H:        "I roll a '5'"
Steve glares.
Mike H:        "You can still go ahead and roll it.  I don't want
                to take that away from you."

Ron:    "Don't we shoot first?"
Tomb:   "Nooo!  We have initiative."
Mike H: "Yes we have it this turn."
Ron:    "Oh, I'm just so used to us having it."

Mike:   "I rolled 3,3,3,3,2."
Carl:   "A 3,3,3..." (Noticing he rolled nothing but 2s and 1s)
Mike:   "The Klingons have started issuing flashlights for their beams."

Mike:   "I've never used so many 4-sded dice in my life."
Indy:   "How did it make you feel?"
Mike:   "Empowered!  Showing the love."

Aliens
Martin Connell:  "The Marines in the front row make a great fuel source."

Friday's Chinese fortune cookie:  Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win.


Saturday Morning - ECC XVIII

(As Ethan targets Mike)
Mike:  "Your dad's about to light me up like a Roman candle here!"
Ethan: "That's the point!"

(As Mike targets Indy or Scott)
Mike:  "That's the reason I joined this game, to kill you."  (referring to Indy)

Martin Connell:  "I aim to comply." (After flying right in front of a TIE fighter.)

Indy:  "That was a fun game, even though I won."
Mike:  "I agree exactly."

Tomb to Martin:  "Okay, plot for the next turn.  I'm disappointed you made it to the next turn."

Tomb to Indy:    "Our Nordic women are not for you."


Saturday Afternoon - ECC XVIII

Stuart:  "What did you find in the ice?"
Martin:  "That's above your pay grade."
Stuart:  "My pay grade needs to be improved."

SteveB:  "He put his guys in the trailer.  The whole unit was in the trailer when it blew up."
BruceH:  "That was my plan.  Except for the blowing up part."

Stuart:  "My goal is a casualty on their side.  I think its a stretch goal, but I
          think I can make it."

SteveB:  "It's taken a tiny worm to do what you've been trying to do all day."
Stuart:  "Again, psychological scarring, thank you!"

Bruce:   "I can't even kill a scientist!  I should have shot the pilot when he was
          standing in the middle of my group.  That would have been easier."

Jim Bell: (Has to move skimmer bikes and does a wide circle)
          now known as "The Bell bowl circle"

Dave Skelly:  "Houston officials are biased."

Stuart:  "Well, now the goal of causing a casualty has moved from a stretch goal
          to mission impossible."
Tom:     "Stuart, you realize we've killed more civilians than enemy soldiers?"
Stuart:  "We needed to warm up."


Sunday Morning

Mark Kinsey: "You'll have to use that in a sentence, to get the context."
Steve B:     "Ok.  I was kinseyed so hard last night, I still don't feel
              good this morning."

Mark Kinsey: "Apparently there's some cleanup that needs to get done here."
Indy:        "What were you doing last night?"
Mark Kinsey: "Shut up!  We will not talk about it!"

Jon D:       "You have a gas tank.  It's a core system.  If that gets hit-"
Stuart:      "When. When. When that gets hits."
Jon D:       "When. If. When. We've found that gas tanks get hit a lot in this game."

Dave Skelley: "Can we kill them?"
TomB:         "You can kill them.  But if they get all the buoys while you're killing
               one or two of them it won't help you so much."
Dave Skelley: "I don't care.  I just want to kill somebody."

Mark Kinsey:  "There is no fighting in the infield area.  Period!"
Martin:       "Well, there goes my strategy."

Steve B:      "Can we use kung fu? Since we're Japanese?"
Mark Kinsey:  "...  yes"

Indy:         "So, are you going to get any casualties today?"
Stuart:       "%$&% off!"

Indy:         "Dave, you kill anybody yet?"
Dave Skelley: "No.  I am very disappointed."

Steve B:      "Thank you.  That was a very good strategy session, very helpful.
               I hope you weren't listening, Martin."

"Does it help that I'm on fire?"


Tom McCarthy: "Roll core first.  It might save some time."
Evan Kinsey rolls a 6 and his gas tank explodes.
Group:        "Oooooooohhhhhh!!!!"
Jon D:        "Rolling secondary damage..."
Ken Wang takes a point, causing a threshold.
Ken rolls for his gas tank and rolls a '6', exploding his gas tank.
Group:        "Oooooooohhhhhh!!!!"