Friday Schedule

Cadets are tasked with a simulated attack on a defended Draval Convoy. Points are scored for damage to the merchant vessels. The scenario will be played twice with each team as the attacking force.

"I say sir, The Pathans are revolting!"

"Major Domo, how many times must I tell you to keep your opinions to yourself"

"No, Sir Sidney... ...I mean, the Khasi of Kalabar and his hairy hoard have ambushed Captain Keene and his patrol, only Privates Widdle and Hale survived, Sir."

"Old Jimmy and Ginger, always were a pair of shirkers, probably half way back to Bombay when the first shot was fired!"

"Well, I say Sir" Major Domo said while watching out of the window.

"Fear not Major, we'll take some of our boys and have a right 'Carry-on up the Khyber!'"

"No Sir, I say, look who just arrived"

"That Domo, is the most fearsome sight to any soldier: Mr. Reginald Plum Esquire, of the Inland Revenue. Well, Well, not only will we give Johnny Pathan a jolly good thrashing, but old Reginald will probably bill them for it"

"Righto Sir, Jolly good show!"

This will be set in Afghanistan of around 1880. The forces will be mainly Imperial troops on a punitive raid against Afridi tribesmen (Pathans). Imperial troops will be British/Ghurka infantry, Indian Cavalry, British Mounted Infantry and Imperial artillery.

H.A.L.P., the Helpless Animal Rescue Project, has pulled off a daring commando raid and freed a helpless animal from the Omnicorp testing labs. Sadly, this animal is the cyborg SuperChimp Furious George, and he happens to be a good deal more intelligent than the people who just rescued him....

Not surprisingly, he escaped from their van at the first available opportunity, and took refuge in a local shopping mall that had closed for the evening. H.A.L.P. saw where he went, though, and is determined to finish rescuing him and returning him to his natural habitat.

Unfortunately, the tracking chip imbedded in his cerebellum is telling Omnicorp exactly where to find him. And the Feds, who are eavesdropping on Omnicorps communications network, want him too. And the Russians, who are eavesdropping on the Feds, certainly don't want a Cyborg Monkey gap.

Of course, the cops were called because someone reported seeing a guy dressed in a monkey outfit breaking into the mall. Man, are *they* in for a rough night.